thank you for live tweeting that basketball game-said no one ever.
stop tweeting in church fool.
is everyone this odd inside? and other things i think frequently.
"oh you're into video games?" *walks away...
you are neither a farmer, nor a painter. take off those overalls.
why i hate pinterest.
why i love pinterest.
"oh how old am i? who are you trying to set me up with? "
i kissed courtship goodbye.
hypothetically, if i lived out of my truck for a year...
my spirit animal is a unicorn.
humor, my compensation for my nose.
top five creepiest wedding guests of all time.
as a dyslexia, i will never spell a black persons name right.
being a lady is the pits.
there are pretty much thousands of posts i will never write. i'm pretty non confrontational so this is as far as i'll get with these. although i have to say, they might make it into the book.
or maybe not.